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Cat Quotes
Cat...what a clever animal! |
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Cats in physics
Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. |
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Hamlet's Cat's Soliloquy
To go outside, and there perchance to stay
Or to remain within; that is the question:
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Holidays can be stressful for pets
Read how you can save your pets from holiday hussle and dangers. |
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How to Give a CAT a pill
Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. |
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Rules for cats to live by
BATHROOMS:
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare... |
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The Cats' Bill of Rights
Humans shall make no law respecting an establishment of boundaries or prohibiting the free exercise therein, or abridging the freedom of access, or the right to peaceful assembly. In other words: The cat is entitled to go outside anytime he wants... |
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What are cats?
- Cats do what they want, when they want.
- They rarely listen to you.
- They're totally unpredictable. |
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When God created kitty cats
When God created kitty cats,
He had no recipe;
He knew He wanted something sweet,
As sweet as sweet could be. |
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